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== Analogy ==
== Analogy ==


If '''driving a car''' were like '''making a call'''
If '''driving a car''' were like '''making a call'''...
* Owning a car were like having a home telephone
* Owning a car were like having a home telephone.
* Taking a taxi or renting a car were like using a phone booth or hotel telephone
* Taking a taxi or renting a car were like using a phone booth or hotel telephone.
* A car benefit were like an office telephone
* A car benefit were like an office telephone.
'''[[Bluetooth]] cars''' would be like invention of the '''mobile telephone''' making everyone forget how we managed transportation needs before this.
'''[[Bluetooth]] cars''' would be like invention of the '''mobile telephone''' making everyone forget how we managed transportation needs before this.
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* Subscribe to a carpool and pay the monthly fee. depending on your fee you get a car delivered to you or one's location pointed out a few blocks away within a certain time period in one or several cities or countries
* Subscribe to a carpool and pay the monthly fee. depending on your fee you get a car delivered to you or one's location pointed out a few blocks away within a certain time period in one or several cities or countries


* Walking down the street and your bluetooth device beeps in a certain manner...  
* Walking down the street and your Bluetooth device beeps in a certain manner...  


:Take it out of your pocket and you see an image of that stunning 3 litre, double turbo convertible, this newest model from your favourite car brand and pricing and availability information presented to you.  
:Take it out of your pocket and you see an image of that stunning 3 litre, double turbo convertible, this newest model from your favourite car brand and pricing and availability information presented to you.  
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* Enhanced locking security due to getting a fresh "use and dispose"-key every time from the ignition lock. No more radio spoofers. The ignition lock also charges your key if necessary.  
* Enhanced locking security due to getting a fresh "use and dispose"-key every time from the ignition lock. No more radio spoofers. The ignition lock also charges your key if necessary.  
* Future bluetooth is rumoured to offer narrowcasting which would allow much faster click-wait-open response times combined with use-and-dispose keys that can be transmitted unencrypted, which is nice when you have escape some assailants to the security of your bulletproof vehicle.
* Future Bluetooth is rumoured to offer narrowcasting which would allow much faster click-wait-open response times combined with use-and-dispose keys that can be transmitted unencrypted, which is nice when you have escape some assailants to the security of your bulletproof vehicle.
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== Case: You got a car and you got a son (why not daughter?) whose got a driver's license ==
== Case: You got a car and you got a son (why not daughter?) whose got a driver's license ==


* Tell your son that if he goes over 5000rpm or 140kmh or drives to curves in such a speed that the side-ways traction goes over a certain force or presses the gas pedal fully down without a good reason to do so there is good chances that daddy's master key will make the validity of the offspring's keys to vanish faster then you can say "'''bluetooth'''"  
* Tell your son that if he goes over 5000rpm or 140kmh or drives to curves with such a speed that the side-ways acceleration goes over a certain force or presses the gas pedal fully down without a good reason to do so there is good chances that daddy's master key will make the validity of the offspring's keys to vanish faster then you can say "'''Bluetooth'''"  
* Or even better: Tell them to drive "reasonably"
* Or even better: Tell them to drive "reasonably"
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