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* Subscribe to a carpool and pay the monthly fee. depending on your fee you get a car delievered to you or one's location pointed out a few blocks away within a certain timeperiod in one or several cities or countries
* Subscribe to a carpool and pay the monthly fee. depending on your fee you get a car delievered to you or one's location pointed out a few blocks away within a certain timeperiod in one or several cities or countries


* Walking down the street and your [[bluetooth]] device beeps in a certain manner...  
* Walking down the street and your bluetooth device beeps in a certain manner...  


:Take it out of your pocket and you see an image of that stunning 3 litre, double turbo convertible, this newest model from your favourite car brand and pricing and availability information presented to you.  
:Take it out of your pocket and you see an image of that stunning 3 litre, double turbo convertible, this newest model from your favourite car brand and pricing and availability information presented to you.  
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* Enhanced locking security due to getting a fresh "use and dispose"-key every time from the ignition lock. No more radio spoofers. The ignition lock also charges your key if necessary.  
* Enhanced locking security due to getting a fresh "use and dispose"-key every time from the ignition lock. No more radio spoofers. The ignition lock also charges your key if necessary.  
* [[bluetooth|Future bluetooth]] is rumored to offer narrowcasting which would allow much faster click-wait-open response times combined with use-and-dispose keys that can be transmitted unencrypted, which is nice when you have escape some assailants to the security of your bulletproof vehicle.
* Future bluetooth is rumored to offer narrowcasting which would allow much faster click-wait-open response times combined with use-and-dispose keys that can be transmitted unencrypted, which is nice when you have escape some assailants to the security of your bulletproof vehicle.
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== Case: You got a car and you got a son (why not daughter?) whose got a driver's license ==
== Case: You got a car and you got a son (why not daughter?) whose got a driver's license ==


* Tell your son that if he goes over 5000rpm or 140kmh or drives to curves in such a speed that the side-ways traction goes over a certain force or presses the gas pedal fully down without a good reason to do so there is good chances that daddy's master key will make the validity of the offspring's keys to vanish faster then you can say "[[bluetooth]]"  
* Tell your son that if he goes over 5000rpm or 140kmh or drives to curves in such a speed that the side-ways traction goes over a certain force or presses the gas pedal fully down without a good reason to do so there is good chances that daddy's master key will make the validity of the offspring's keys to vanish faster then you can say "'''bluetooth'''"  
* Or even better: Tell them to drive "reasonably"
* Or even better: Tell them to drive "reasonably"
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== Further infrastructure to support low-overhead carsharing ==
== Further infrastructure to support low-overhead P2P carsharing ==
* [[Near Field Communication]] devices installed in gas-nozzles and in the car respectively with interface to the Controller Area Network to avoid hassle over gas bills
* [[Near Field Communication]] devices installed in gas-nozzles and in the car respectively with interface to the Controller Area Network to avoid hassle over gas bills
* [[Bluetooth]] alternatives to manual '''road tolls''' to increase toll-point throughput and enable fare cuts for car-sharing schemes
* Bluetooth alternatives to manual '''road tolls''' to increase toll-point throughput and enable fare cuts for car-sharing schemes
* [[Bluetooth]] parking meters
* Bluetooth parking meters
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....to be continued, until I can get me one of these from my local autodealer if i win the lottery.
....to be continued, until I can get me one of these from my local autodealer if i win the lottery.


If the car makers aren't competing to get the [[Bluetooth]] locking system fitted first then they either:
If the car makers aren't competing to get the Bluetooth locking system fitted first then they either:


A) Are morons <br/>
A) Are morons. <br/>
B) Are morons and think that explosion of carpooling would lead to poor economic performance for the factory and lowered stock value <br/>
B) Are morons and think that explosion of carpooling would lead to poor economic performance for the factory and lowered stock value. <br/>
C) Are morons and think that a slogan like "We Built The First Bluetooth Car" and their stock value in the year 2103 have no relationship to each other :( <br/>
C) Are morons and think that a slogan like "We Built The First Bluetooth Car" and their stock value in the year 2103 have no relationship to each other. :( <br/>
D) Are morons and can't see the advantages in having smaller amount of cars used up more quickly allowing for new more ecological models to enter the market more quickly.
D) Are morons and can't see the advantages in having smaller amount of cars used up more quickly allowing for new more ecological models to enter the market more quickly.


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== External links ==
== External links ==
* [[w:Bluetooth]]
* [[w:Peer-to-peer carsharing]]
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