Consumerium:Rules

Rules

• Every body please behave.
• Absolutely no vandalism - it always wastes the time of some body
• No bots Please - they speak for no body
• Maintain a fair degree of NPOV - opinions to [[Talk:]] if you must
• Don't write that Company X or Person Y is evil. Do that in Recyclopedia, Disinfopedia, Wikipedia or Wikinfo so we don't have to worry about Disinformation or being Biased so much yet. If you want to start a faction to combine those with a tendency to see things a certain way, do that, but not here yet!
• Do not edit Consumerium:Conventions, edit Consumerium_talk:Conventions instead. If it the suggested convention makes sense (the Trolls and/or registered users agree that it's good or the supreme despot decides it's good) it will magically appear on the Conventions page.
• If you people don't behave well, our sysop will pester you by force-feeding you Kit-Kat McFlurries untill you explode.
• Trolls may bite anyone on the leg and be forgiven, but, the Lowest Troll is called that because they can bite YOU on the leg, being lowest.

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See also:

• Guidelines