User:Jukeboksi/Quotes

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“Everyone under 1,000,000,000 seconds is a youngster”

~ jubo-jubo on age is just a number

Conway's Game of Life is Turing complete.”

~ jubo-jubo on things computersciency

“Яussiaи is hдяd”

~ jubo-jubo on Russian

“The intron thought the preceeding and following exons were extremely funny when put together.”

~ jubo-jubo on RNA splicing

“rigololollol”

~ jubo-jubo on le français

“Bonjour. Je voudrais un café au lait et un verre d'eau, s'il vous plait.”

~ jubo-jubo on "How can into coffee with hot milk and a glass of water in French?" aka. Survival French Unit 1

“Bore anywhere but Zion.”

~ jubo-jubo on boring

“Arguing that you don’t care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying that you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say. ”

~ Edward Snowden on privacy

“Ich bin ein Kännelmäker.”

~ jubo-jubo on sein Kännelmäker

“IT IS A NETWORK MARKETING SCAM!!”

~ some guys on Tsū

“Yeah, well, what ain't these days?”

~ jubo-jubo on the above quote

“That happened.”

~ jubo-jubo on Tsū shutdown in 2016

“Did you remember to bring the marshmallows?”

~ Commanding officer of the 101. Airborne on securing the Al Qa'qaa explosives

“Dominant species, not even once.”

~ The Milky Way Galaxy Planetary Health Council on Opening chapter of Planet Health Best Practices Guide, in stand-out font

“How fast do you need?”

~ jubo-jubo on The question "How fast does it move?"

“No spoon, huh? We know it is just a trick you do with no camera.”

~ Apotheker Jubohi on The Matrix

“Aren't we dead yet?”

~ Sievi on Monday afternoons in Finlan, almost all of them

“You and a few handfuls of extremely idealistic 1337 coders”

~ Apteekkari Jubohi on capitalis question "Who pays for ABI?"

“Cut it again.”

~ Tori Amos on what to do

“The basic problem is that people don't want to be happy, instead they want to be happier.”

~ Jukeboksi on the problem

“The Internet is like a Rorschach ink blot test where you are the blot.”

~ Apotheker on the Internet and humans

“Love is better with peace.”

~ Apotheker on improvement of love

“Psychiatry is a contagious disease.”

~ Juho on psychiatry

“One is the oneness of the whole universe, two is the observer and what is being observed (they need each other) Three is a digital signal 0, 1 + observer (with that you have the whole universe)”