Consumerium:Rules: Difference between revisions

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Rules

Every body please behave.
Absolutely no vandalism - it always wastes the time of some body
No bots Please - they speak for no body
Maintain a fair degree of NPOV - unattributed opinions to [[Talk:]] if you must
Don't write that Company X or Person Y is evil. Do that in Recyclopedia, Disinfopedia, Wikipedia or Wikinfo so we don't have to worry about Disinformation or being Biased so much yet.
Do not edit Consumerium:Conventions, edit Consumerium_talk:Conventions instead. If the suggested convention makes sense (the Trolls and/or registered users agree that it's good or the supreme despot decides it's good) it will magically appear on the Conventions page.
No-one, exept the owner of the User-page may edit that page. Any such attempts will be considered vandalism, reverted and history may be jettisoned if deemed necessary.
If you people don't behave well, our sysop will pester you by force-feeding you Kit-Kat McFlurries until you explode.

See also:

Guidelines

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 * Every body please behave.
 * Absolutely no vandalism - it always wastes the time of [[some body]]
-* No bots Please - they speak for [[no body]]
+* No [[bot]]s Please - they speak for [[no body]]
-* Maintain a fair degree of [[NPOV]] - opinions to [[Talk:]] if you must
+* Maintain a fair degree of [[NPOV]] - unattributed opinions to [[Talk:]] if you must
-* Don't write that [[Company X]] or [[Person Y]] is evil. Do that in [http://recyclopedia.info Recyclopedia], [http://www.disinfopedia.org Disinfopedia], [[w:|Wikipedia]] or [http://wikinfo.org Wikinfo] so we don't have to worry about [[Disinformation]] or being [[w:Bias|Bias]]ed so much yet.  If you want to start a [[faction]] to combine those with a [[tendency]] to see things a certain way, do that, but not here yet!
+* Don't write that [[Company X]] or [[Person Y]] is evil. Do that in [http://recyclopedia.info Recyclopedia], [http://www.disinfopedia.org Disinfopedia], [[w:|Wikipedia]] or [http://wikinfo.org Wikinfo] so we don't have to worry about [[Disinformation]] or being [[w:Bias|Bias]]ed so much yet.
-* Do not edit [[Consumerium:Conventions]], edit [[Consumerium_talk:Conventions]] instead. If it the suggested convention makes sense (the [[Troll]]s and/or [[Special:Listusers|registered users]] agree that it's good or the supreme despot decides it's good) it will magically appear on the [[Consumerium:Conventions|Conventions]] page.
+* Do not edit [[Consumerium:Conventions]], edit [[Consumerium_talk:Conventions]] instead. If the suggested convention makes sense (the [[Troll]]s and/or [[Special:Listusers|registered users]] agree that it's good or the supreme despot decides it's good) it will magically appear on the [[Consumerium:Conventions|Conventions]] page.
-* If you people don't behave well, our sysop will pester you by force-feeding you Kit-Kat McFlurries untill you explode.
+* No-one, exept the owner of the User-page may edit that page. Any such attempts will be considered [[vandalism]], reverted and history may be jettisoned if deemed necessary.
-*[[Trolls]] may bite anyone on the leg and be forgiven, but, the [[Lowest Troll]] is called that because they can bite YOU on the leg, being lowest.
+* If you people don't behave well, our sysop will pester you by force-feeding you Kit-Kat McFlurries until you explode.
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 '''See also:'''
 * [[Guidelines]]