Troll culture

The existence of troll culture is disputed, but not at Consumerium where it is alive and well. Some basic cultural principles of trolling:

• never acknowledge authorship of anything, only ask if it is correct or fair
• never ask about authorship of anything, only ask if it is correct or fair
• never log in, ever, except perhaps to upload picture, then ditch the ID
• if you are forced to log in, use "troll" in your name so that other trolls can see that you are a troll, proud of it, and standing tall
  • share passwords wherever possible to encourage identity theft, making it impossible to trace back any trolling beyond a reasonable doubt
• constantly shift IP addresses, and employ anonymous proxy servers to help other trolls pretend to be "you"
• be as hilarious as possible, ideally employing sarcasm, irony and paradox to the maximum
  • when faced with absurd rhetoric, e.g. "neutral point of view" as a status not a process, invent much more logical and defensible rhetoric with the same initials and pronunciation, e.g. New Troll point of view
• try to document procedures in troll songs that anyone can easily sing
• come up with as many new definitions as you can for the verb "to troll"
• oppose sysopism with trollist ideology
• where necessary invent trollish language that other trolls will learn, and use to coordinate without sysops really knowing what is going on
• encourage friendly trolling and always help troll-friendly wikis
• be especially sure to help out projects like Consumerium, which rock

The world trolling anarchization and Wikipedia red faction appear to be two obvious manifestations of troll culture.