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...ok. done dissin the rich folks.. let's get to the point: | ...ok. done dissin the rich folks.. let's get to the point: | ||
Imagine carpooling and carsharing like never before... unlimited numbers of use-and-dispose car keys, timelimited keys. | Imagine semi-decentralised carpooling and carsharing like never before possible... unlimited numbers of use-and-dispose car keys, timelimited keys. | ||
*Subscribe to a carpool and pay the monthly fee. depending on your fee you get a car delievered to you or one's location pointed out a few blocks away within a certain timeperiod in one or several cities or countries | *Subscribe to a carpool and pay the monthly fee. depending on your fee you get a car delievered to you or one's location pointed out a few blocks away within a certain timeperiod in one or several cities or countries | ||
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*Walking down the street and your [[bluetooth]] device beeps in a certain manner. | *Walking down the street and your [[bluetooth]] device beeps in a certain manner. | ||
:Take it out of your pocket and you see a tiny image of that stunning 3 | :Take it out of your pocket and you see a tiny image of that stunning 3 litre, double turbo convertible, this newest model from your favourite car brand and pricing and availability information presented to you. | ||
:Look around and you see it parked on the parking lot next to you. Press a button to send your service subscriber identification to the car and the car send you the keys in return. Open the car and the car contacts the center via cellular and tells that it has been taken into use by a trusted customer, but does not tell by whom and describes the package you chose. | :Look around and you see it parked on the parking lot next to you. Press a button to send your service subscriber identification to the car and the car send you the keys in return. Open the car and the car contacts the center via cellular and tells that it has been taken into use by a trusted customer, but does not tell by whom and describes the package you chose. | ||
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===You got a car and you got a son (why not daughter?) who'se got a license=== | ===You got a car and you got a son (why not daughter?) who'se got a license=== | ||
*Tell your son that if he goes over 5000rpm or 140kmh or drives to curves in such a speed that the side-ways traction goes over a certain force or presses the gas pedal fully down without a good reason to do so there is good chances that daddys master key will make the validity of the offsprings keys to vanish faster then you can say "[[bluetooth]]" | *Tell your son that if he goes over 5000rpm or 140kmh or drives to curves in such a speed that the side-ways traction goes over a certain force or presses the gas pedal fully down without a good reason to do so there is good chances that daddys master key will make the validity of the offsprings keys to vanish faster then you can say "[[bluetooth]]" | ||
*Or even better: Tell them to drive "reasonably" | |||
....to be continued, untill i can get me one of these from my local autodealer if i win the lottery. | ....to be continued, untill i can get me one of these from my local autodealer if i win the lottery. | ||