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:::Quite so Tim Starling, now excuse me while I go and chase butterflies. Damn it, they're everywhere!!!! -- [[142.177.something.something]] | :::Quite so Tim Starling, now excuse me while I go and chase butterflies. Damn it, they're everywhere!!!! -- [[142.177.something.something]] | ||
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Listen here. If you hate [[Wikipedia]] and [[Wikimedia]] which recently arranged for 8, yes eight, new servers installed which has speeded up Wikipedia responisivity a lot, so much then you should: | |||
#start a [[Wikipedia]] [[fork]] of your own. | |||
#persuade all the good editors that your fork is better by using these arguments that you spread around here daily | |||
#Start a [[TrollMedia|foundation]] to support the [[hardware]] and [[bandwidth]] needs of your fork and make sure it's [[independent board]] consists of people who have no experience, involvement or clue of [[wiki governance]] issues or even what is a wiki or yet even better get some chimps that have never even seen a computer sow you can be certain that you have "an independent board" | |||
#Code something yourself for once (preferably the worlds best and most scalable [[wiki engine]] and give exellent technical support for it) instead of complaining about other people not being clairvoyant and slavishly coding anything and everything you want to be coded | |||
#Use the money raised by your foundation to buy google adwords campaign on words [[Wikipedia]], [[Wikimedia]], [[Sysop vandal]] and [[Wikimedia corruption]] | |||
#Buy [[Fox news]] with the leftover cash and convert it into your private [[propaganda]] instrument | |||
#Sue everyone else for [[libel]]ling you and retain that you don't do [[libel chill]] | |||
#Have a [[Kit-Kat McFlurry]] | |||