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give up, MattisManzel, and become a troll - and certainly give up golf
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You bore me, as you are not funny and as you aren't but repeating the same stuff over and over. You are not open, your Zauber sucks. Sorry, but I'll return to work with people who know how to groove as, yes, I'm still -- [[User:MattisManzel|MattisManzel]] 09:10, 5 Jul 2004 (EEST) (Why don't you just give it a try with mini-golf instead?)
You bore me, as you are not funny and as you aren't but repeating the same stuff over and over. You are not open, your Zauber sucks. Sorry, but I'll return to work with people who know how to groove as, yes, I'm still -- [[User:MattisManzel|MattisManzel]] 09:10, 5 Jul 2004 (EEST) (Why don't you just give it a try with mini-golf instead?)


::How typical of a [[sysop]] to advise [[golf]] as a solution!  At least it was mini-golf that does not lead to farmers being killed and pesticides ruining land.  But a thirst for golf will eventually lead to a thirst for blood, it is imperialism incarnate.  Rape itself may be merely a form of golf.


See how your things get deleted on CW? Sad, but I can do nothing about that. You have no face and no mouth, that's the only problem. It is your way that makes it impossible for anyone to hear you. We wanna jam. We're best when we jam. But we can't jam with you. You could right now in this very moment make a real nage page on CW, even put a real pic of you on it if you feel like, say "Hello, I'm the troll from before, but anyhow. I do a little this and that." and it all would be completetly different. People'd say: "Hi RealName, you really got on our nerves, Welcome on CW. But you won't. You are too soaked with your sadness, you are too weak and you are too ineffective. I'm sorry about it.
See how your things get deleted on CW? Sad, but I can do nothing about that. You have no face and no mouth, that's the only problem. It is your way that makes it impossible for anyone to hear you. We wanna jam. We're best when we jam. But we can't jam with you. You could right now in this very moment make a real nage page on CW, even put a real pic of you on it if you feel like, say "Hello, I'm the troll from before, but anyhow. I do a little this and that." and it all would be completetly different. People'd say: "Hi RealName, you really got on our nerves, Welcome on CW. But you won't. You are too soaked with your sadness, you are too weak and you are too ineffective. I'm sorry about it.
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: I'm a different troll and I don't know what you are talking about. But sure you want to prescribe how people should cooperate with your system. Other communities only ask for a name, you ask for an image. Other communities only ask for polite cooperation, you ask for Zauber and a jam-like resonance. Accept that our cooperation is not-cooperation and a necessary mirror to your rediculous expectations of behaviour.
: I'm a different troll and I don't know what you are talking about. But sure you want to prescribe how people should cooperate with your system. Other communities only ask for a name, you ask for an image. Other communities only ask for polite cooperation, you ask for Zauber and a jam-like resonance. Accept that our cooperation is not-cooperation and a necessary mirror to your rediculous expectations of behaviour.


Well I overread the "ridiculous" (ridere, to laugh in italian, your english is very good, better than mine, but you're neither a native speaker, TrollyDear, are you?), I accept the rest. Yes, I have an idea about what works and what not. I have an idea how to shape this world to make it work better. I have an idea about the world-tree. And I try to behave in a way, and I look out if it is effective and I think about how could I change it to make it become more effective. I do it openly so that people can see it, and I hope that people think: "Hey, this works - I'll try it that way too." But I do not prescribe anything to anybody, all I give is an example and recommendations. Nobody has to follow these. Nobody has to, everybody can - that's wiki. Tell me when you find things I wrote where this does not apply, this is most important for me to know. A pic and Zauber is the least to ask for when into effective wikiwork (the latter counts - the pic is helpful). "Butter bei die Fische!", as we say in German. Or do you want this to take for ever and a day?  
:: I'm a different troll too and you are right to reject this demand for you to expose your bodily identity.  It is enough to know you are [[some body]] and not [[no body]].  Give them nothing, and continue to proclaim [[troll pride]].  Well put:  "our cooperation is not-cooperation and a necessary mirror to your ridiculous expectations of behaviour."  We, [[trolls]], will not enter their [[iron cage]] of "productivity", nor will we create a consumer-friendly image.  We remain trolls!  And gnaw at the roots of the [[world tree]] they destroy with their golf pesticides.
 
Well I overread the "ridiculous" (ridere, to laugh in italian, your english is very good, better than mine, but you're neither a native speaker, TrollyDear, are you?), I accept the rest. Yes, I have an idea about what works and what not. I have an idea how to shape this world to make it work better.  
 
::All [[sysop]]s have such ideas.  All sysops are wrong.  See [[God's Eye View]].
 
I have an idea about the world-tree.  
 
::Ideas are bad.  Ideas destroy.  Ideas about the world tree lead to its being poisoned.  One must have only reverence for the world tree and compassion for all its creatures.  Including even the most despised of those creatures:  [[trolls]].  One of your ideas is to cut the world tree down to make room for more golf.
 
And I try to behave in a way, and I look out if it is effective and I think about how could I change it to make it become more effective. I do it openly so that people can see it, and I hope that people think: "Hey, this works - I'll try it that way too." But I do not prescribe anything to anybody, all I give is an example and recommendations. Nobody has to follow these. Nobody has to, everybody can - that's wiki. Tell me when you find things I wrote where this does not apply, this is most important for me to know. A pic and Zauber is the least to ask for when into effective wikiwork (the latter counts - the pic is helpful). "Butter bei die Fische!", as we say in German. Or do you want this to take for ever and a day?  
 
::You do not get it, do you?  "Effective wikiwork" begins with the overthrow of the [[sysop power structure]] in favour of the [[New Troll point of view]] - it is only once new trolls are in charge, that [[wiki ideology]] can be destroyed and the mandate pursued.  NEW trolls.  Not the old trolls that started the wiki.
 
PS. I do not really favor the harsh tone between us, it's ok for the beginning though. Fist jams usually go like that. Part of my aggression (the socalled evil) btw is due to my insufficient and slooow reading english. Sorry for that, we'll get it done I guess. I like your precise language, I like very much how nordic mystic is woven in here.
PS. I do not really favor the harsh tone between us, it's ok for the beginning though. Fist jams usually go like that. Part of my aggression (the socalled evil) btw is due to my insufficient and slooow reading english. Sorry for that, we'll get it done I guess. I like your precise language, I like very much how nordic mystic is woven in here.
-- [[User:MattisManzel|MattisManzel]] 15:54, 5 Jul 2004 (EEST)
-- [[User:MattisManzel|MattisManzel]] 15:54, 5 Jul 2004 (EEST)
::Liking it is not enough.  You must live it.  Abandon your username!  Use any anonymous proxy that will render your identity nebulous!  Become a [[troll]]!
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