Troll culture

The existence of troll culture is disputed, but not at Consumerium where it is alive and well. Some basic cultural principles of trolling:

never acknowledge authorship of anything, only ask if it is correct or fair
never ask about authorship of anything, only ask if it is correct or fair
never log in, ever, except perhaps to upload picture, then ditch the ID
if you are forced to log in, use "troll" in your name so that other trolls can see that you are a troll, proud of it, and standing tall
be as hilarious as possible, ideally employing sarcasm, irony and paradox to the maximum
- when faced with absurd rhetoric, e.g. "neutral point of view" as a status not a process, invent much more logical and defensible rhetoric with the same initials and pronunciation, e.g. New Troll point of view
try to document procedures in troll songs that anyone can easily sing
come up with as many new definitions as you can for the verb "to troll"
oppose sysopism with trollist ideology
where necessary invent trollish language that other trolls will learn, and use to coordinate without sysops really knowing what is going on
encourage friendly trolling and always help troll-friendly wikis
be especially sure to help out projects like Consumerium, which rock

The world trolling anarchization and Wikipedia red faction appear to be two obvious manifestations of troll culture. The jury's still out on SOLLOG or the GNAA, but over time, they'll probably come around...