Welcome to Consumerium. You look like you'll fit right in here. There are no Help pages but you can ask a sysop vandal for any help you need. Sysop 04:47, 15 Jan 2004 (EET)
- Trolls also welcome you, by biting you on the leg: chomp! moin moin moin...
"A well-run wiki would promptly run me and those like me out of town; we'll see if things shape up."
- "Well-run" = fascism, expectations from corporate anti-life, and etc.
- To be driven off by trolls you must offend the actual values of the project, not merely the participants.