The top six Special:Wantedpages each describe a bad thing:
- Enemy projects (22 links) - will impede Consumerium Services
- Gus Kouwenhoven (16 links) - world's worst villain, to ape mothers
- Tim Starling (15 links) - second worst, at least to trolls
- Java (12 links) - terrible programming language, full of bugs, responsible for seedwiki
- Erik Moeller (12 links) - third worst villain, libel king
- Nokia (12 links) - generates e-waste with stupidly designed devices but maybe will improve using Python