Greetings Consumerium!
I cannot begin to express my gratitude for the existence of consumerium, as it is the type of thing I have been searching for for quite some time. I have articulated my desire for something along the lines of Consumerium. For the lack of a better word, I called it pubwan. However, since Consumerium, unlike pubwan, is a work in progress, I defer to the Consumeria and will likely take my pubwan development efforts into the Consumerium.
Pubwan: