Consumerium:Sysop

There is at present not so much vandalism that any Consumerium sysop is required. Perhaps there never will be! There is however a Lowest Troll who will likely satirize you, intervene to help users in conflict, and cause you to be driven off by trolls if you disregard him, her, or it entirely. Beware! We are troll-friendly, but, there is a mission statement, and if you aren't advancing it, you will be driven off.