Editing Troll culture

The existence of '''troll culture''' is disputed, but not at Consumerium where it is alive and well.  Some basic cultural principles of [[trolling]]:
*never acknowledge authorship of anything, only ask if it is correct or fair
*never ask about authorship of anything, only ask if it is correct or fair
*never log in, ever, except perhaps to upload picture, then ditch the ID
*if you are forced to log in, use "troll" in your name so that other [[trolls]] can see that you are a troll, proud of it, and standing tall
**[[share password]]s wherever possible to encourage [[identity theft]], making it impossible to trace back any trolling [[beyond a reasonable doubt]]
*constantly shift [[IP address]]es, and employ [[anonymous proxy server]]s to help other trolls pretend to be "you"
*be as hilarious as possible, ideally employing [[sarcasm]], [[irony]] and [[paradox]] to the maximum
**when faced with absurd rhetoric, e.g. "[[neutral point of view]]" as a status not a process, invent much more logical and defensible rhetoric with the same initials and pronunciation, e.g. [[New Troll point of view]]
*try to document procedures in [[troll song]]s that anyone can easily sing
*come up with as many new definitions as you can for the verb "[[to troll]]"
*oppose [[sysopism]] with [[trollist]] ideology
*where necessary invent [[trollish]] language that other trolls will learn, and use to coordinate without sysops really knowing what is going on
*encourage [[friendly troll]]ing and always help [[troll-friendly]] wikis
*be especially sure to help out projects like [[Consumerium]], which rock

The [[world trolling anarchization]] and [[Wikipedia red faction]] appear to be two obvious manifestations of troll culture.