Editing Consumerium:Rules

==Rules==

* Every body please behave. 
* Absolutely no vandalism - it always wastes the time of [[some body]]
* No [[bot]]s Please - they speak for [[no body]]
* Maintain a fair degree of [[NPOV]] - unattributed opinions to [[Talk:]] if you must
* Don't write that [[Company X]] or [[Person Y]] is evil. Do that in [http://recyclopedia.info Recyclopedia], [http://www.disinfopedia.org Disinfopedia], [[w:|Wikipedia]] or [http://wikinfo.org Wikinfo] so we don't have to worry about [[Disinformation]] or being [[w:Bias|Bias]]ed so much yet.  
* Do not edit [[Consumerium:Conventions]], edit [[Consumerium_talk:Conventions]] instead. If the suggested convention makes sense (the [[Troll]]s and/or [[Special:Listusers|registered users]] agree that it's good or the supreme despot decides it's good) it will magically appear on the [[Consumerium:Conventions|Conventions]] page.
* No-one, exept the owner of the User-page may edit that page. Any such attempts will be considered [[vandalism]], reverted and history may be jettisoned if deemed necessary.
* If you people don't behave well, our sysop will pester you by force-feeding you Kit-Kat McFlurries until you explode.


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'''See also:'''
* [[Guidelines]]