Simple Trollish

Some people have trouble understanding trollish. The Meta-Wikipedia's list of articles all languages should have includes the following required to understand "philosophy":

Accordingly, a Simple Trollish encyclopedia must explain all of these and their trollish equivalents. Consumerium defines the above from a New Troll point of view - a much more accurate way to view these things than a "philosophy" could ever be.

ok, you are right, trolling was not listed, but philosophy as usual is just a form of trolling really, so it should be there!